{"id":112,"date":"2010-05-23T15:16:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-23T07:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fadzleen.com\/test\/?p=112"},"modified":"2010-05-23T15:16:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-23T07:16:00","slug":"murphys-teaching-laws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fadzleen.com\/?p=112","title":{"rendered":"Murphy&#8217;s Teaching Laws"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>A teacher is a multi-tasking superhero\/heroine who gets the least pay. <\/li>\n<li>Disaster will occur when visitors are in the room.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0The most ill-behaved student in all of a teacher&#8217;s classes is always one  of the bright ones he can&#8217;t flunk.<\/li>\n<li>A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.<\/li>\n<li>You will be given the most tasks when you least expected it.<\/li>\n<li>The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely  proportional to the information retained by students.<\/li>\n<li>A meeting&#8217;s length will be directly proportional to the boredom  the speaker produces.<\/li>\n<li>Students who are doing better are credited with working harder.  If children start to do poorly, the teacher will be blamed.<\/li>\n<li>The problem child will be a PTA\/PIBG member&#8217;s daughter\/son.<\/li>\n<li>When the teacher is late, he will meet the principal on the way to the class. <\/li>\n<li>New students come from schools that do not teach anything.<\/li>\n<li>Good students move away.<\/li>\n<li>You will receive a letter for a one week course when you have meticulously planned a family trip to (fill in the blank with exotic location). <\/li>\n<li>Teachers who boast doing the most work in school usually work the least.<\/li>\n<li>Students forgot to bring their books on the day you are being observed by the school inspectorate.<\/li>\n<li>Clocks will run more quickly during free time.<\/li>\n<li>On a test day, at least 15% of the class will be absent.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Adapted from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.murphys-laws.com\/\">Murphy Laws Site <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher is a multi-tasking superhero\/heroine who gets the least pay. Disaster will occur when visitors are in the room. \u00a0The most ill-behaved student in all of a teacher&#8217;s classes is always one of the bright ones he can&#8217;t flunk. A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students. You will be given the most [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[84,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-teaching"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p50s1P-1O","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fadzleen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fadzleen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fadzleen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fadzleen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fadzleen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fadzleen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fadzleen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fadzleen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fadzleen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}